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Maddie's Not a Ditz...I Take It Back!

>> Friday, October 2, 2009

What's that, Maddie? Say it one more time..the air conditioning is humming in my ear and you're mumbling.

I said, Annabelle, that there's something wrong with her. She's outside taking our picture and we're sitting in this stupid car like this is a normal thing to do.
Okay, Mad Mad, cut her a little slack. She's just figuring out how to take pictures and download them on the thing she calls a blog. She likes to talk about us, you know.
Oh yay. Woohoo for her. She says nice things about you. She tells people I'm a ditz or I'm not the brightest bulb on the tree. How'd you like that little Belle Belle?
Keep it in perspective BFF. She thinks you're cute and cuddly. She gives you treats every time you look at her cross eyed. You've got her wrapped around your little pitsy paw.

I suppose you're right, Annabelle. Move to your left just a little, would you?
Okay, Maddie, I moved to my left. What you want me to do that for?
To tell you the truth Belle, I just wanna see who she thinks the real ditz is while she's looking for her SPARE SET OF KEYS!


Tweedles -- that's me October 2, 2009 at 9:30 PM  

Well now Annebelle and Maddie, maybe you need a third person to offer some perspective on the situation. I would say you two need to kiss and make up and give your mom a break!
After all, I only hear her say good things about both of you. Now, jealousy is not a good thing, so go ahead and kiss.
I really do know, so no more pushing and fighting. Go kiss! If you need my opionion again, feel free to ask.

Two French Bulldogs October 2, 2009 at 9:57 PM  

Very cute...mad mad better be happy you didn't lock the door when she went to get you guys out. BOL
Benny & Lily

TC October 2, 2009 at 10:50 PM  

Cute Cute, were they really locked in the car, did you need your spare keys, mine stay in my purse which ALWAYS comes out of the car with me! Our talks with OnStar have always been when a pet was in the car or truck. Bulldog in a Tahoe, Bichon and Terrier in Silveradoes.

Tweedles -- that's me October 2, 2009 at 11:27 PM  

And if you need more advise, I say its time to help unlock that door!


Lillian Robinson October 3, 2009 at 12:11 AM  

Cute. Hope they didn't bury the keys!

Maxmom October 3, 2009 at 12:47 AM  

Hey you guys! of you can steer that big wheel and the other can push the accelerator! What are you two waiting for?
Take a trip!!!
Have a holiday! See the sights!!!
Forget that silly human of yours ....hic.... dream on! Humans!!!

CATachresis October 3, 2009 at 4:41 AM  

Rotflol ! I think "ownage" is the word for those two! (That's me trying to be hip and urban :>)

Brilliant! Love the reflection in the last one, Jan.

Tweedles -- that's me October 3, 2009 at 12:07 PM  

I have been waiting for you to APEAR at my house. Write a little note to your mom, that you are sending a taxi to pick her up
tee hee hee

Jan Mader October 3, 2009 at 2:31 PM  

We need to come to your house...our mom's going crazy. The cable man was going to come to fix the cable lines so her computer would stay on, but dad gave the cable company our home phone number!

Our phone is attached to the computer so we don't have a phone. We just found out the cable company isn't coming today because they called and no one answered....DUH!

Fingers are crossed for tomorrow!

T October 3, 2009 at 3:15 PM  

Hahaha, that was very cute!

Oklahoma Granny October 3, 2009 at 4:17 PM  

That's the best laugh I've had all day.

Noir the Texas Tabby October 3, 2009 at 4:40 PM  

Did she find her keys? :) Humans--we gotta help em out sometimes.

On the other hand--you two are MARVELOUS!

Noir the Texas Cat

Melinda October 3, 2009 at 8:45 PM  

Laughing here...I do this kind of thing all the time....Talking for my animals AND loosing my keys and MIND!

Sandy October 4, 2009 at 10:00 AM  

Love the pics, and the dialogue. Did you get a new camera? Now, I'm in need of one. Nothing like the Traveling Suitcase being out on the road, traveling and having the camera decide it's not going to work, no matter how many new batteries you put in it. grrrrrrrr

Susan B October 4, 2009 at 4:50 PM  

Very cute post! You have very sweet dogs. I enjoyed the pictures.

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